Found a bug. Fixed. And by that, I mean the wife found a roach in the cabinet, sprayed everything in there with bug spray, slammed it shut and put duct tape over it in the shape of a big X so no one in the house would use the now tainted cups and mugs in said cabinet.
Optometrists love to place that new pair of glasses on your face as if you’re royalty having the crown placed on your head at your coronation. You just know when you get home you’re going to unceremoniously throw those glasses right on the nightstand just like every other night.
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I wouldn’t call it a “living document”. It’s a glorified wiki page. Electronic communications aren’t suddenly reproducing or taking in nutrients. Let’s all calm down.
What we didn’t know at the time was that every time Steve Ballmer said “developers” in that famous clip, a new version of .NET would spawn in the future. This is Steve’s revenge on all .NET developers: a gazillion different versions of the runtime.
“Beware the ides of March” 🏛️ 🗡️
I’m being 100% serious: I’ve started working from my bed (my laptop literally propped on my lap) and my productivity has gone way up. I don’t get it, but I won’t question it either.
I’m convinced the highway billboard advertising industry is entirely supported by the personal injury attorney cartel.