My friends, when pasting a link to an Apple News article, please take a moment and get the link to the original publication’s article. Clicking a link and seeing the Apple News interface pop up is… not great.

Test post. Please ignore.

100% human-generated content right here.

Rewatched Gladiator last night. I’ve seen it a million times before but it’s been awhile. Joaquin Phoenix’s performance is underrated.

Cross-posting is fun

Fediversing is dope, see?

Testing it out now.

In The Godfather, Tom Hagan explains that Sollozzo is good with the knife. And yet, we never see Sollozzo use a knife. Ever. We never hear him bragging about how good he is with it. We never hear anyone else mention it either. Why the callout with the knife?

Dear Floridians: today’s NYC quake was basically a tropical storm in terms of severity. You’re welcome.

Topics discussed at dinner tonight with my wife and kids. • Euclidean and non-Euclidean geometry. • The opening lines of Romeo and Juliet. • The medical condition known as tenesmus. • Gödel’s Incompleteness theorems. • The date calculation used to determine the date of Easter Sunday. • Leap year logic.

My family is totally normal.